A lot of my friends play in heavy metal bands and are involved in heavy metal, the most male-dominated form of music in the world, but it’s a very homophobic scene. My friends are grown men and they’re still upset.
“We don’t like ‘em man, we don’t like ‘em.”
“The gays, man. We don’t fuckin’ like ‘em.“
Well why not?
“Because they’re not real men, mate, they’re not tough.“
They’re not tough? They fuck MEN. That’s hardly gay! What do straight men want?
“Ooh I want a woman.. soft.. feminine.”
What do you want, Dave?
“I wanna fuck a bloke. I want a big strong bloke to fuck me in the ass. Now go and play with your girly tits you fuckin’ fag.”
Straight, it’s the new gay.